Vandals

I was awoke by a loud noise this morning at approximately 4:30AM, and the noise came from outside. I got up and got out of my unit on the 3rd floor to see what was going on, and saw that there was a large amount of water shooting out from the 4th floor up to about 20 yards away from the apartment building. The water came out of a fire hydrant. A fire truck came and fixed it, and later in the day I learned that some vandals had come and wrenched all the fire hydrants loose. I am going to make a sign that says "Vandals Beware! Building Guarded by Bowman!!" That's right, I have finally found a fair and just purpose for my 180-lb pulling strength heavy crossbow, and that is to guard my home against vandals.