Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Presents

It's the holiday season again. I need to pick a present for my mother, and Libman's wonder mop 2000 just won't cut it. I think I will get her some chocolate as well as free perfume samples from the mall. I hope she won't be jealous of the $600 tablet I am getting my dad. On the other hand, Libman's new Tornado mop seems quite nice. I'd want one myself if I actually did any mopping at all. Maybe you guys can get your moms this wonderful mop for Christmas.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Big Moon

Someone told me that the moon tonight is the biggest it's ever been in 18 years, so I checked it out. It was a full moon, but I couldn't tell if it were bigger or smaller than usual. It is disappointing when you expect something big but get something normal or even small, kind like those sloppy burgers I've been getting from fast food restaurants; they are never as big as they appear on TV. I am going to start calling them moon burgers.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Happy New Year

Happy new year everyone. I heard a story about how a pianist in Idaho blew three of his fingers off with a potato gun earlier this week, and it has made me glad that I am not a pianist. I mean, if I had lost three of my fingers, it would really suck, but it probably wouldn't suck as much as it would for a pianist. Anyway, the moral of the story is that if we want to do something in the new year, like a new year's resolution, it is probably a good idea not to involve a potato gun from Idaho.