I've decided to upgrade my diet recently, so instead of eating top ramen all the time I now occasionally have frozen pizzas. The problem with frozen pizza is that you can't just microwave them, they have to be baked in an oven, which is not a problem for most people except I can't be bothered with the oven. My solution is a simple one: microwave it anyway.
Here comes the second problem: most microwaves are not big enough to fit a whole frozen pizza. What I do is to take a frozen pizza still in its plastic wrapping, set it on the floor vertically and step on it to break it into two halves, then fold and repeat so it's broken about evenly into four pieces. This part is a bit tricky and may be difficult for the novice, however it can done after just a little practice. Now the pizza is microwave size, remove the wrapping and place pizza on a plate, time for 10 minutes and you will have a nice hot pizza. The crust will be floppy, but that's okay for me and it should be okay for everyone else too.
