Earth Day

Today is earth day, so I am going to save the planet by "Reduce Recycle & Renew," or was that "Reduce, Reuse & Recycle" or "Recycle, Reuse, & Renew?" Actually I am pretty sure reduce and recycle are in there somewhere, so the last one is incorrect, but then, is it really? Apparently there are a lot of misinformation out there about the earth day, and this has confused and incapacitated me and many likes of me to do anything to save the planet. I guess I will just have to celebrate the earth day when someone has sorted out this whole mess. Meanwhile I will just perform the common denominator -- "Recycle." Well, I always take the trash out, so I am a hero just like captain planet himself, and this makes me feel very good about the earth day.