Spammed Savings

I have been getting some weird spams lately. One of them kept asking if I wanted to cure my "tinnitus," which means "a ringing or booming sensation in one or both ears." The other spam says I qualify for a 40% discount on life insurance from AARP "today only." Somewhere out there, there is a database in which I am listed as a senior citizen who has hearing loss. What's next? Maybe I will get a discount on assisted living or a grave plot also. It is never too soon to start savings.