Shopping at Albertsons

Today Albertsons had watermelons for sale at $2.99 each, so I went there and really dug into their piles of watermelons, moving them around, in and out for half an hour and picked the largest three. They were dirty watermelons so I got dirt all over me when that was done. There was someone who kept asking people around him if they knew how to pick watermelons, cause he wanted one that wasn't sweet, which was strange to me, cause I've always wanted the sweetest watermelons, but I guess he was on a diet because he was obese. After I had checked out, the cashier gave me a brochure for some wine glasses, and 3 stamps. Apparently if I could collect like 40 of these stamps then I can get two wine glasses for free! Oh boy am I excited! I want these glasses so badly now, even though I never drink wine. Maybe I can use them for soda, milk, or orange juice. Anyway if any of you ever get these wine glass stamps at Albertsons please send them to me, because then I can get two free wine glasses, which are worth $9.99 according to the brochure. Thank you very much.