I've decided to upgrade my diet recently, so instead of eating top ramen all the time I now occasionally have frozen pizzas. The problem with frozen pizza is that you can't just microwave them, they have to be baked in an oven, which is not a problem for most people except I can't be bothered with the oven. My solution is a simple one: microwave it anyway.
Here comes the second problem: most microwaves are not big enough to fit a whole frozen pizza. What I do is to take a frozen pizza still in its plastic wrapping, set it on the floor vertically and step on it to break it into two halves, then fold and repeat so it's broken about evenly into four pieces. This part is a bit tricky and may be difficult for the novice, however it can done after just a little practice. Now the pizza is microwave size, remove the wrapping and place pizza on a plate, time for 10 minutes and you will have a nice hot pizza. The crust will be floppy, but that's okay for me and it should be okay for everyone else too.
5 comments:
Although you might think that putting your pizza in a microwave is very easy without any hassles, you are missing all of the benefits from putting it in the oven! Who wants a floppy crust? Why go through all the trouble of stepping on your pizza so it will fit in a microwave? Baking a pizza in the oven is pie-cake. It only takes like thirty minutes tops! And it is nice and crispy—not floppy and runny. However, if you must be lazy and use the microwave, then buy Mama Celeste pizza! It is small enough to fit inside a microwave ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you can put it in either the microwave or oven to cook.
You are missing the point brit. The whole point is to step on the pizza and break it. Frozen pizzas wouldn't be any fun otherwise.
*lol* That is crazy, Garoo-roo. The fun part about Frozen pizza is making is EATING it!!!
hahahahahaha, nice blog.
here in spain the frozen pizza are small enough for the microwave, but there are another pizzas, the pre-cooked and refrigered, althought nothing like a home-made pizza.
I arrived to your blog following the link in your profile page of astro empire. (just after of send you a message)
byeeeeee
A wonderful way to start an eating ritual, all of the fun of "breaking bread" facilitated by the modern technological convinces. Question: what do you do if your pizza has thawed?
Peace,
-joe
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