New Year's Resolution 2012

As with the beginning of every new year, I am going to have a new year's resolution, because every person needs a worthy goal for a fine new year. Being the highly self-driven individual that I am, I will have a long list for my new year's resolution.

1) Exercise as much as humanly possible and stay in the best physical shape that I can.

Okay I broke this one already cause I skipped gym yesterday, but I still feel good because I slept thru the day. I think sleeping is worth at least as much as exercise for perosnal health, why? Because I woke up feeling really good. I will just get to the exercise when I am not sleepy.

2) I haven't thought about #2 yet. Since I broke resolution #1 I think I will just wait until next year for #2.

Okay, that's it for my new year's resolution. If you have any please share with me.

Christmas Presents

It's the holiday season again. I need to pick a present for my mother, and Libman's wonder mop 2000 just won't cut it. I think I will get her some chocolate as well as free perfume samples from the mall. I hope she won't be jealous of the $600 tablet I am getting my dad. On the other hand, Libman's new Tornado mop seems quite nice. I'd want one myself if I actually did any mopping at all. Maybe you guys can get your moms this wonderful mop for Christmas.

Big Moon

Someone told me that the moon tonight is the biggest it's ever been in 18 years, so I checked it out. It was a full moon, but I couldn't tell if it were bigger or smaller than usual. It is disappointing when you expect something big but get something normal or even small, kind like those sloppy burgers I've been getting from fast food restaurants; they are never as big as they appear on TV. I am going to start calling them moon burgers.

Happy New Year

Happy new year everyone. I heard a story about how a pianist in Idaho blew three of his fingers off with a potato gun earlier this week, and it has made me glad that I am not a pianist. I mean, if I had lost three of my fingers, it would really suck, but it probably wouldn't suck as much as it would for a pianist. Anyway, the moral of the story is that if we want to do something in the new year, like a new year's resolution, it is probably a good idea not to involve a potato gun from Idaho.

Tooth Extraction

I got my left wisdom tooth extracted this morning and it was completely painless. I am not sure what the dentist put in my gum but whatever she used was way better than vicodin. Woohoo! After the tooth extraction a nurse came and instructed me on what should be done afterward, and that is no hot drink or solid food for a day, also apply cold to cheek when possible. Nothing hot and solid? Apply cold to cheek? Woohoo! Finally I have a legitimate reason to live on ice cream. Two woohoo's in one day! Tooth extractions rock! By the way I don't consider ice cream "solid" because it melts in my mouth, and if anyone disagrees, too bad, I am having ice cream anyway.

Vandals

I was awoke by a loud noise this morning at approximately 4:30AM, and the noise came from outside. I got up and got out of my unit on the 3rd floor to see what was going on, and saw that there was a large amount of water shooting out from the 4th floor up to about 20 yards away from the apartment building. The water came out of a fire hydrant. A fire truck came and fixed it, and later in the day I learned that some vandals had come and wrenched all the fire hydrants loose. I am going to make a sign that says "Vandals Beware! Building Guarded by Bowman!!" That's right, I have finally found a fair and just purpose for my 180-lb pulling strength heavy crossbow, and that is to guard my home against vandals.

Avatar

I saw the movie Avatar recently, but the movie theatre cheated on me and my best friend by not playing the film on the IMAX screen. Even though the movie theatre had an IMAX screen, it was playing some 3D Christmas film, and Avatar was played on a regular screen. Furthermore, the ticket seller didn't bother to inform us of this. We were so furious that it drove us to the blink of madness, that's why we decided to suck it in and watch the film anyway, and the movie was okay. We might not remember the movie ten years from now, but we will surely remember how angry we were that night.